What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 09:16

You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
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A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”